Happy happy Monday blues! You know it's been a good weekend when it takes every bit of your strength to climb out of bed, hitting the snooze button only 8 times, passing on the hair, but not the toothbrush. My coworkers should thank me for that one. So let me lay it out for you. Here it is, a weekend in the life of this SoCal girl:
Friday:
2:00pm - Glendale. Death defying escape from the depths of my cubicle. check.
4:00pm - Costa Mesa. Reach top secret meeting spot and hop into super earth saving vehicle driven by my blonde partner in crime, Amy. Check.
6:00pm - San Diego. Begin transformation into Penguin moll. (Don't ask me, I prefer to say "henchwoman" but "moll" is what the script says....) make-up. Check. Hair. Check.
8:30pm - Downtown San Diego, somewhere under the bridge in a warehouse by the tracks - "This must be Gotham City". Don bustier, thigh-high boots and feathers. Transformation complete....pics to follow.
10:00pm – Comic Con attendees galore! Gotham Public Works and Brian Crosby thank you for contributing to the production of “Forsaken”.
Gotham Public Works :: Come join us
11:30pm – Escape from 6” heels, 12 man burning man band and fear of fire dancers too close to the cocoon of hairspray on my head. Oh the dangers of a comic book character come to life! Promise fulfilled. Check.
Saturday:
2:30am – Costa Mesa. Reconvene at top secret meeting spot after gambling with my life in a car with a sleepy driver.
Friday:
2:00pm - Glendale. Death defying escape from the depths of my cubicle. check.
4:00pm - Costa Mesa. Reach top secret meeting spot and hop into super earth saving vehicle driven by my blonde partner in crime, Amy. Check.
6:00pm - San Diego. Begin transformation into Penguin moll. (Don't ask me, I prefer to say "henchwoman" but "moll" is what the script says....) make-up. Check. Hair. Check.
8:30pm - Downtown San Diego, somewhere under the bridge in a warehouse by the tracks - "This must be Gotham City". Don bustier, thigh-high boots and feathers. Transformation complete....pics to follow.
10:00pm – Comic Con attendees galore! Gotham Public Works and Brian Crosby thank you for contributing to the production of “Forsaken”.
Gotham Public Works :: Come join us
11:30pm – Escape from 6” heels, 12 man burning man band and fear of fire dancers too close to the cocoon of hairspray on my head. Oh the dangers of a comic book character come to life! Promise fulfilled. Check.
Saturday:
2:30am – Costa Mesa. Reconvene at top secret meeting spot after gambling with my life in a car with a sleepy driver.
3:00am – After ruthlessly scrubbing off stage make-up, fall lovingly with reckless abandon into arms of my beloved and his linen sheets. Calm and quiet. Double check.
9:45am – Awake! And rush to S class.
12:00pm - A few hip circles and well earned bruises later, it’s Jamba Juice to the rescue of my grumbly tumbly. Then attempt to comb out the rat’s nest that is my super hero hair……
3:00 – Venture out into the sunshine only to find garage sale treasures. Purchase (possibly against my better judgment) very large painting very french, very boudoir.
6:30pm – Circle the Orange County Fair in brilliant attempt to out smart non-locals for parking. Failure.
1. Chuckwagon for some good ‘ol Texas style BBQ2. Petting zoo, “Look! Hot chicks!”
3. Pig Races, “Go Soapy Smith!”
4. Midway darts, balls and strong man booths.
5. Tango. (I don’t want to talk about it).
6. Remix (anything is possible after the Tango…..)
7. Ferris wheel.
8. Dippin’ Dots, my favorite part!!!!!
10:00pm(ish) – Home.
Sunday:
8:15am – Huntington Beach. US Open Surf Championships. Sun, sand, hot bodies and free giveaways!
8:15am – Huntington Beach. US Open Surf Championships. Sun, sand, hot bodies and free giveaways!4:00pm – Down to the last wave, and the winner is………….. “Nate Curran”!!
I need a nap just from typing all this out........
I need a nap just from typing all this out........
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